Gay Rights Advocate… Or Looking For a Threesome?

Last week was my friend’s 21st birthday. In order to celebrate properly, we had to hit the bars. At our first stop, we meet this guy with a chin strap, who immediately starts talking to our friend. Of course saying “I’m taken” doesn’t deter Chin Strap Man (CSM), so she restates that she’s taken- and has a girlfriend.  How a girl that isn’t butch and also doesn’t appear to be starring in a porno at the moment is a LESBIAN is an unfathomable idea to CSM.

guido with chin strap

“No way- where’s your girlfriend right now, then?” At hearing this, I spring to action.

“I’m right here.  So how about you leave my girlfriend alone and we can all get our line dance on?”  This only excites him more. -_-

“WHOA! No WAY!! That is SO COOL!” Two femmes in a relationship is “so cool.” Should’ve seen that one coming.

The other two girls go out to the dance floor, but I stay back to finish my drink-there’s no way I’m leaving it around CSM. I figured since he’s interested in my “girlfriend” that he won’t bother me- but no.  He slides up next to me:

“Hey I think that’s really cool, you know, you and her.  Together.  My uncle lives in Maryland and they just like, legalized that stuff, you know?”

“Yeah, I know… ”

“It’s catching on.  It’s going to be a big thing! We could go up there. I think I’d really like to be the best man at your wedding.”

The stuff? A big thing?  Ugh.

He didn’t even seem drunk enough to be befriending lesbians and getting in on their weddings.  But by the way he continued to follow us around, I’m pretty sure he just wanted a threesome.

Not happening buddy, no chin straps for me. What’s your best creeper story?

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4 thoughts on “Gay Rights Advocate… Or Looking For a Threesome?

  1. Chin strap? sounds sexy 🙂 haha What a loser. I had a total creep brag about how he thought an hour with me would set me straight. Not to my face of course, but to someone I know. Ugh.

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