Bitches Love Waffle Fries, and You Might Get Mad At Me

Chick-fil-A has pledged to stop giving money to anti-gay organizations.  The fast food chain also restated a company wide policy to treat all employees equally.  Obviously, Dan Cathy, the president and COO of Chick-Fil-A, has not changed his political beliefs.  Some are even saying that the company has “caved” to opposing beliefs.

protesters of chikfila

It’s pretty obvious this move is to sell more chicken; People don’t just change their religious views in two months.  But Chick-Fil-A stated that, “Going forward, our intent is to leave the policy debate over same-sex marriage to the government and political arena.” I think that’s a pretty smart move on their part.  Then again, now all those religious zealots that created and supported “Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day” are losing their shit. But now the company has been unbanned from building stores in cities like Chicago, were local leaders were refusing their business ventures.  They know they can’t expand more outside of the South if everyone thinks they’re completely homophobic.

Ouch…

So now we can just think they’re a little homophobic.
Here’s where I’m probably going to get a lot of shit.  I never boycotted Chick-Fil-A.  I want to bathe in Chick-Fil-A sauce.  That chicken is heaven, and if you can resist that peppermint chocolate chip milkshake, you are either a fool or a liar.  And here’s another crazy idea: those minimum wage workers serving you chicken probably couldn’t care any less about your sexual orientation.  They want to go to their shifts, serve your chicken, and get the hell out of there, just like you do when you go to your shitty job.

milkshake

Tell me your mouth isn’t watering.

Actually, I’ve heard it’s really nice to work there-not the point.

Chick-Fil-A is a privately owned company.  If you can honestly say you were surprised to hear that the religious family that owns the company was opposed to gay marriage, then you’re a complete moron. People love to get all up in arms about things.  Crazy religious, conservative nuts want to push their own agenda so they think supporting Chick-Fil-A actually does something.  They’re also dumb.

So get over it, and go get your damn waffles fries. You know you want them.

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